He Is Legend

	OMG posted by Matty. Jul 11 2007.

Don't Hassle the HOF

	Yay Tour posted by Matty. Jun 21 2007.

Ok. So we've finally started the Peanut Butt Tour with our friends in MATSOD, MLIW, and HOF. If you're not down with abbreviations, well, get the net. Its been hot. Good god mother mary its been hot. Its been fun, but hot. Like, I mean hotter than you can imagine. I think I have less brain cells from the heat than when we started this tour. I've been sweating constantly since we've been on the road. Oh yeah, and speaking of sweating... I don't like it.

	spaceship lands on the he is legend van! posted by Chelsea. Apr 13 2007.

Chya! We wish. No but seriously.... Blogs are stupid. No wait.. We are stupid. We are lazy is all. Hey so that long ass metal ass tour ass is offically over. Its been real. Real interesting. Thanks for everyone who was cool that came to those shows. And thanks to anyone who tipped me and helped out my puppy fund! We are in the middle of a few headlining shows right now in the north carolina, virginia, georgia area. Not bad. (Boxbomb is awesome, do something about it!) See you all in june!

	!!!!!! posted by Matty. Mar 20 2007.

There's something special about watching Joel from Killswitch do squealies on his guitar. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you are definitely missing out. Those are some rad dudes. And so are squealies. Thats all I got.

	consumption. top 5. posted by Chelsea. Mar 16 2007.

In order to live you must consume things. This is what we consume on the road. (We are all going to die.... really soon.) Adam 1) breakfast foods 2) beef jerky 3) diet mountain dew 4) salads 5) camel lights Schuylar 1) cheese 2) omlettes 3) nacho cheese slim jims 4) any kind of nuts 5) coffee Matt 1) beer 2) peanut m&ms 3) hot and spicy chex mix 4) resses fast break 5) chicken Steve 1) pizza with ranch dressing 2) cheese fries with ranch dressing 3) cool ranch doritos 4) mountain dew 5) burgers with ranch dressing Mitchell 1) the little starbuck drinks at gas stations 2) spicy chicken combo from wendys 3) beef jerky 4) bananas 5) coffee Chelsea 1) bread 2) cheese 3) tomatoes 4) orange juice 5) 7 layer burritos (slayers) from taco bell

	just flew in to tx posted by Mitch. Mar 15 2007.

for the guys to pick me up, and they were over 3 hours late. yea i was just sitting outside with my bags, guitars and ....nothing else just alone at the airport for hours.... i hate he is legend. just kidding. but i did wait for a really long time. mitchell.

	Found this receipt posted by Steve. Mar 10 2007.

BP Petro Express 03-10-07 1 Reeses PB cup 1.15 1 Slim Jm beef and chee 1.69 2 Parliment Lt 8.35 1 Orbtz Sprmnt 1.15 1 Diet dr pep 0.99 Matthew A Williams *389 Thank You For Shopping With Us Today!

	dragon-force you to get naked posted by Adam. Mar 10 2007.

now, i wouldnt say that i hate foreigners...id never want to encourage that rumor...but if i have to hear the singer for dragonforce do vocal warmups one more night, i am just going to snap. at this point id rather hear the death rattle of my own child for the love of God... anyway, dont let that discourage anyone from coming to these shows, im just sayin.

	Confessions... posted by Matty. Mar 10 2007.

I have a crush on Steve. Cause he says funny things. And he's a tool. And I like tools. For the most part. Like, power tools and saws and such. Steve would be an allen wrench. Or a wire cutter. So I guess I don't like him anymore, cause he's not technically a "power" tool. But he's still a tool.

	& posted by Steve. Mar 10 2007.

"must mustard"

	food art posted by Chelsea. Mar 10 2007.

mustard and peanut butter.... everywhere.... in the form of a bad word.... on the side of our trailer. we look like a bunch of crazies on a weird road trip to hell. mustard is evil by the way, someone once told me "mustard gas kills people" therefore so must mustard.

	does the fun ever start? posted by Schuylar. Mar 08 2007.

So there has to be a way to get Carson Daily kicked off the air. I would never advocate leaving him out in the cold, he belongs in a Soap Opera, not late night T.V. "Rosie O'Donnell's Belly button..." what are you a 12 year old Dungeon Master. I've heard funnier mouth farts. I'm boycotting.

	Party Time posted by Steve. Mar 08 2007.

I bet right now, the dudes in Killswitch Engage are doing something real awesome, like bowling or drinking champagne, the bros in Chimaira are probably 'gettin high!' (say that in the towlie voice), and the blokes in Dragonforce are wasted with some underage girls doin lines of coke off of hookers' asses. That's all fine and good, you know, party up or whatever... all i'm sayin is I wish everyone in this hotel room would shut up while Conan is on.

	yes i do look dumb. posted by Chelsea. Mar 06 2007.

i turned 21 yesterday and everyone told me its kind of a big deal so i mean if you come see he is legend on this no fear metal-fest tour hoop-la you should tip me out of the goodness of your heart. ill give you high fives and love you until the end of time. ha look at that face. im not even crying but i fooled you because you think i am. but im not.

	do i look dumb? posted by Chelsea. Mar 06 2007.

this is just a test. expect more soon. real soon. like in 5 mins.

	FAQ posted by Steve. Mar 04 2007.

I've been asked this question a lot...so it's time to set the record straight (so that it doesn't skip or pop). If you wanna warm up your hands and wrists backstage before a gnar-ass metal show, and you're dead set on using the meat tray and some Moneen sticks you stole, i would recommend the ham for a bass drum, the roast beef for a nice, fat snare with a good warm tone, and the turkey for a hi-hat. Sometimes you can double up the cellophane on the turkey for a "splashed" hi-hat (i.e. I'm Broken by Pantera), but the one layer should get you that nice, chinky closed-hat feel (e.g. What Goes Around Comes Around by JT). I'm gonna get in the kitchen and figure out a worthy bell and cymbal choke (so i can warm up to Metallica).

	Ok posted by Matty. Mar 02 2007.

So we're driving around DC, looking for the club, 9:30 Club to be exact, and we see these dudes that, i mean ya know, look like they're gonna see Killswitch and Dragonforce. SO Adam asks one of them "Hey man, do you guys know where the 9:30 Club is?" The guy replied with "Nah man, we're just looking for some drugs. Hey are you guys going to the Killswitch show?" Schuylar: "Uh, yeah man." Dude: "HELL YEAH!!! WE'LL SEE YA THERE!!" Um... I guess he was just gonna find the club that we asked him to help us find by using his magic powers. K.

	Outerspace Balla' posted by Schuylar. Mar 02 2007.

Top 5 Things I've Learned so far: 1. Man can't live off bread alone, However Nacho Cheese Slim Jims, that's another story. 2. Young Dro writes the Best/Worst lyrics, period. 3. If the first line of your set is "screamed' rather than sung, You can trick metal-heads into thinking that you are actually a metal band. 4. If you love Pantera, you will love one another. 5. Eye's To See, Ear's To Hear by Morbid Angel is the scariest song i have ever heard... ever. forever. Thanks Bouz.

	Canada posted by Nate. Feb 28 2007.

I hope they're ok.

	robert and biggery posted by Adam. Feb 27 2007.

man-pon SON!!

	killswitch ENGAGE! posted by Steve. Feb 22 2007.

It's been called to my attention (by some bro dudes in the crowd) that some people in philly think we are "fags" or "gay" (homosexual). I would just like to clarify that we are, in fact, a band. So i guess it would make more sense to yell "you play drums!" or "that's loud!". At least i think.

	gnarblogass posted by Adam. Feb 19 2007.

"packing for tour" an original haiku by adam tanbouz suitcase full of black remember deodorant need more fucking socks

	Torn Band posted by Steve. Feb 17 2007.

So there's this new radio station in Wilmington (WILL FM) that plays just the greatest selection of random ass good ass music (ass). For instance today as I was cooking cheese popcorn (at work) I heard CCR, Kelly Clarkson, Madonna, and EMF (all back to back), all back to back! If I had to choose a second and third favorite punctuation mark, they'd be (in order): "(", followed by ")". {[Of course my (all time) favorite is the ampersand (it looks like this : "&"). !]}

	Valentine's Day posted by Matty. Feb 14 2007.

Oh Valentine's Day... what a dumb day. I'm just thinking to myself how I'm super excited that I don't have to spend a bunch of money on someone on a random day in Feb. just because St. Valentine was a freak in the bed. More money to spend on tour supplies!! Yay!! Or food. I'm broke. K, cya later.

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